"Top Ten Signs Your Date Is Not Having A Good Time"--David Letterman
10. Doesn't laugh when you give yourself ketchup sideburns
9. As you drop her off, she says "Do me a favor -- next time call a different
8. You catch her giving her phone number to the guy squeegeeing your
7. "Whoa! Is it 8:15 already!?"
6. Seems unimpressed that you're the senior senator from Oregon
5. Lunges at you several times with a steak knife
4. Doesn't even finish her "Whopper"
3. It's been 4 hours since she left for the ladies room
2. You're Orville Redenbacher; she hates popcorn
1. Whispers to waiter "Please kill me"
*Follow me on Twitter @TheMingleMaster
Share share share! How many people could be helped by improving their mingle skills?
Share this post and help them out....
***Don't miss a post. Get free email updates below.
AS FEATURED ON: